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THE REVIEW
What does this junk that my good-for-nothing brother bought mean?
And is this a record??
And who is the cow on the cover?!?!
YOOAOAAOOO
And what kind of name is White Stripes?? These two wouldn't scare even the biggest coward in Wonderland.
The guitars sound like when my grandfather, once, in a fit of madness, started playing my uncle's Fender…
What is this?
The whole album is a drag, pieces that don't even release a hint of the violence suggested by the blood-red cover.
Shit, pure shit... YOOAAAA.
After a quick listen, the record is already under the terrace along with the old computer carcasses.
A message to the White brothers: I really hope to run into you around Milan so I can sort you out well for the rest of your insignificant days as fake stars of the METAL scene!!!!
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The reviewer expresses strong dislike for The White Stripes' Elephant album, criticizing its music as uninspiring and failing to live up to its violent cover art. The guitars are compared negatively, and the band is dismissed as fake stars. The review ends with an aggressive statement against the band members.Tracklist Lyrics Videos
The White Stripes
The White Stripes were an American rock duo from Detroit, Michigan, formed by Jack White (guitar, vocals) and Meg White (drums, vocals). Known for a stripped-down, bass-free setup and a raw garage/blues approach, they rose to mainstream prominence in the early 2000s, with “Seven Nation Army” becoming their signature song.19 Reviews
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By ciaglia
Jack wisely decided to insert a second guitar in almost all the songs on this record, which makes the sound more pleasant while still remaining hard and raw garage rock!!!
The beautiful last track 'Well It’s True That We Love One Another' is sung by both Jack and Meg plus the third voice of Holly Golightly, which makes their bond increasingly unclear.
By Sir Psycho Sexy
Simply creative geniuses at the service of strange, simple yet complete music.
The White Stripes limit themselves to hitting a crash to indicate entering the chorus, with excessive use of the timpani and bass drum played to keep time.
By rockanto
The catchy tune is actually the most important guitar riff since that nice distorted guitar line played by Kurt Cobain at the beginning of 'Smells like a teen spirit'.
A record to listen to and listen to again, because each time it will seem more beautiful.
By AR (Anonima Recensori)
From the first track, Seven Nation Army, it’s clear that we’re in front of a quality work, with that bass riff that grabs you from behind and is already a classic.
This is a distinguished album, compact and lively like never before.
