There is already a review of this (these? it's a split-disc, containing two 3-inch CDs) record, but I believe there's still much to say.

First, a bit of history. The Residents decided to release the sixteen minutes of the Duck Stab EP several years after the pieces were written. Same dynamic as their masterpiece, Not Available, kept secret for four years. Our San Francisco lads were pursuing a “theory of obscurity” to which, intuitively, one can attribute the decision to remain behind the masks they have always worn and to keep the number of concerts to a minimum (at least, in the '60s-'80s period). However, Buster & Glen was written and recorded precisely in 1978 and served as a mere appendix to that material, strictly necessary to fill an album that, in total, lasts 33 minutes.

Second, the record(s). Although they were written at a certain distance from each other, I believe I can say that DS/B&G is extremely compact, cohesive, consistent, co..., uniform, exactly. Uniform in eclecticism, in the extreme differences of register, music, and stories told.

To clarify, point by point:

1) the register swings tremendously, between bombastic, clownish jokes (“Birthday Boy”, “Bach is Dead”, “Krafty Cheese”, “Laughing Song”), basically often nonsensical nursery rhymes, and actual requiems, desperate yet abstract cries (“Weight Lifting Lulu”, “Hello Skinny”, “Blue Rosebud”). To unite these antipodal worlds, there is a permanent sense of the macabre, a constant attention to death (desired for those we hate, the indirect death of plants if the one who waters them dies: see more below) or to the dead (Bach, Elvis, a loved woman).

2) the music necessary to bring these 14 small pictures to life is that of jingles, carousel music, clear, defined, memorable (that is, immediately recognizable, like a familiar face). This choice ultimately disconcerts the listener, who empathizes with the Residents’ madness, and cannot help but partake in it, laugh at their sick gags. All the instruments are extremely filtered, or they opt for toy instruments, meowing violins, sound effects created ad hoc to produce "alien" sounds... the only ones suitable to accompany such delirious lyrics. The bass-guitar interweaving, especially in the brash, off-key crescendos, remind me a lot of Captain Beefheart's Mirror Man Sessions (get it). To the more attentive listener, I recommend paying attention to the incredible bass line of “Elvis and His Boss”.

3) the stories told are absolutely fundamental in the Residents' records, although—or precisely because—they are often ambiguous or abstruse. As already mentioned, death plays an important role, but the infinite variations given leave an unmistakable imprint on each track. Just a few examples, ranging from joke to eschatological, to allegory: the lyrics of “Krafty Cheese” go

???: “You care for plants and we care for you”
Plants: “Upward to the sun we grow”
???: “Careful plants, be careful plants.”

... lugubrious and amusing, isn’t it?
The famous (as covered by Primus) “Constantinople”, on the other hand, is subtler. Constantinople, the capital of the Eastern Roman Empire, was the first Christian city, and somehow represents faith in the afterlife, to which the narrator clings “when all the oak leaves have fallen”, essentially when death is near, and “the flock has followed the Word”. Hoping to reunite with all friends, remaining “out in the open” waiting for the end.
Finally, “Bach Is Dead” speaks to the false death of the highest music, which remains hidden, while sad melodies resonate in people’s heads (in stark contrast to the sarcastic tone of the piece).

Third—and last—thing, a definition. I would say the best insight of the previous reviewer is that the Residents are to music what the mustache is to Duchamp's Mona Lisa. In the specific case of this record, absolutely fitting. There are, therefore, some positive aspects and others less so. The album manages to amaze, and the music is surprisingly catchy: this makes it a good introduction to the Residents’ work. However, the atmospheres suffer a bit, partly due to the short format, and partly to meet discographic demands. The flashes of genius barely have time to blind you for a moment but don't settle, like a magician’s tricks, they go away one after another without stunning too much.

Tracklist and Lyrics

01   Constantinople (02:24)

Here I come Constantinople
Here I come coConstantinople
I am coming Constantinople
Here I come
All the leaves are off of the oak and
All of the sheep have followed the spoken
Word. I'm coming Constantinople
Here I come
So I stand out in the open
All my friends are with you I hope and
pray. I'm coming Constantinople
Here I come.
Here I come Constantinople
Here I come Constantinople
I am coming Constantinople
Here I come
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02   Sinister Exaggerator (03:28)

Your life is leaning downhill
Sloping off the outer edge
Your undetermined oyster beds
Were found to be a hedge
You cause the kids of Elmer Fudd
To feed the farmer whose
Cadaver's filled with onion rings
And feet are filled with glue
Now sinister exaggerator
What's your claim to fame?
Is still your favorite Ferlingetti
Found in Auntie Maim?
Your alter life is superceded
Only from above
Your hear is like a silken sponge
That calls saliva love
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03   The Booker Tease (01:04)

-Instrumental-
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04   Blue Rosebuds (03:08)

I love you and 'cause I do
My sky has changed
>From grey to blue
But blue's not just
A color of the rainbow
It's shade is not a hazy hue
But pure and hard
My blue sky blue
It's like a Roman candle
Coming rosebuds
"Your words are empty hollow bleatings
Of a mental crutch
They're open-festered indigestion
With a velvet touch
An ether-eating Eskimo
Would gag upon your sight
Convulsed into oblivion
>From laughter or from fright
A coma with a swee t aroma
Is your only dream
Malignant with the misconception
That a grunt can gleam
Your lichen-covered corpuscles
Are filthy to my fist
Infection is your finest flower
Mildewed in the mist."
I love you and 'cause I do
My skies have changed
>From grey to blue
But blue's not just a color
Of the rainbow
It's shade is not a hazy hue
But pure and hard
My blue sky blue
It's like a Roman candle
Coming rosebuds
Blue rosebuds

05   Laughing Song (02:13)

An oily ole egg with a red peg leg
Thought a porquepine was his daughter
But he soon found out
That she had the gout
And often would wink underwater
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
A red red rose saw a big pig pose
On the edge of a silver dollar
The end of his tail
Was a long-necked nail
And in place of his face was a scholar
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06   Bach Is Dead (01:11)

Bach is dead
Bach is dead
Bach is dead
Bach is dead
Walking women want to see
The Southern Cross at night
And so they set aside a sock
And tie their laces tight
Yes mournful is the melody
That echoes in their heads
Without a beat they march along
Believing Bach is dead
Bach is dead
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07   Elvis and His Boss (02:30)

Oh, I'm gonna be my baby, baby
Baby, but you see
My momma said
My momma said
My momma said to me
"My son I see the sunset lies
About a baby bee."
So if you see me
I'll be standing
Out on ole Broadway
Amused, abused, but not confused
I'm making my own way
Straight to the top
I'll never stop
I'll die before my day
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08   Lizard Lady (01:53)

What's a woman going to do
But throw away her bread;
Her feet are feeling funny
As she lies beneath the bed;
She reminisces of the pungent Adriatic Sea,
And then she crawls and counts her cans
And twitches like a flea.

What she really likes to do
Is sit upon a pew,
And make believe that time has stopped
And motionless is new;
Planes are stranded in the sky
And drains are stopping, too,
And she alone is laughing under
Eyelids full of flu.
She scurries hurries worries that
The wicked will receive
Their candy from a handsome man
And coffee from a thief;
She gazes at a hourglass and
Asks it if it cares,
And then she wonders if the lizard
Likes his lettuce rare:


"Lizard, yes a lizard, little lizard of the sea,
Conspicuously alcoholic, flicks his tongue at me!
Release me lizard! Licking lizard,
blizzard of the bea,
Mushed inside a sock you still
dare me --- to die
Dare me to die --- at home..."

"Coating all my lungs with honey,
Sticky coating running runny,
Feet of lizard fly!
And stop and fly and stop and fly
And flicker tongue is licking out
To find me --- feel me. Hide!
Hide from the tongue!
The tongue is coming! Cruising! Oozing!
Over land and under ashes,
In the sunlight, see -- it flashes,
Find a fly and eat his eye,
But don't believe in me.
Don't believe in me.
Don't believe in me."

09   Semolina (02:48)

Sem-o-lina
Loves the seashells.
At the shore she
Loves the seashells.

She can see the silver sometimes
Shining on the sea;
Reflecting from the flying fishes
Wishing she could be
A little piece of sand that's blown
Above the ocean's breeze,
But all she has is thoughts of all
those fingers peeling seeds,
And leaving them to mold among
The women watching weeds.

Sem-o-lina
Loves the seashells.
At the shore she
Loves the seashells.

10   Birthday Boy (02:41)

Bulging eyes abound about
The birthday boy today;
Screaming, "Creaming eyes!"
Screamed he,
His mother looked away.
"Creaming eyes explode upon
An apple pirate toad
And if an injun ate a plate
I'd laugh and live abode."
Nervousness itself was shifting
Guests against the door,
"Forgive us dear, but, uh, baking beer
It what we should be near."
"Bye," the bothered birthday boy said,
"Bye," the bothered birthday boy said,
"Bye or sell or bye,
Bye or sell or bye."
"Happy, happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me he-he-hee,
Happy birthday to me...
etc

11   Weight-Lifting Lulu (03:11)

Sweet scented woman, your strange sounding name
Was Weight Lifting Lulu, but I'm not to blame
For putting the gun in your grand-daddy's hand
As he was imprinting your face in the sand.
The part of the pork chop that you left behind,
Has given me breakfast and rendered me blind;
I still want you, baby, and I miss you so much.
I hated your body, but I needed your touch.
Weight Lifting Lulu
Is under the lawn
Weight Lifting Lulu
Forever is gone.

12   Krafty Cheese (01:59)

You care for plants and we care for you;
You care for plants and we care for you.

Upward to the sun we grow,
Careful plants, be
Careful plants.

13   Hello Skinny (02:41)

Skinny was born in a bathtub
And he grew so incredibly
Even the end of an eyedropper
sucked him in

Skinny never knew any questiong
Skinny never looked at the lights
But Skinny sold something
every single night

Skinny sold a soldier to me
Skinny sold a wife
Skinny sold a suction cup
And a knife
Skinny found a Hello Dolly
record in the hall
He sold it to a truck driver
in the fall

14   The Electrocutioner (03:20)

"Time for all the followers of doom
Is drawin near,
Deceivin no one knowing nothing
But the bite of fear;
Smilin as I throw the switch
That takes away their breath,
I see life as an interruption
To the tune of death."
She is the Electrocutioner
She is the Electrocutioner
"Playin with my birds
I wonder how the world could be
A perfect place to sin about
For anyone but me;
I see the shimmer of the dewdrops
As I drink my tea,
And when the foolishness is over
I am much more me;
I wish that all the sufferin
And all the misery
Could be consumed inside my room
Where switches set you free."

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