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If you have an ingrown toenail, this is not the album for you. With this condition, it's hard to tap your foot to the beat. You'll feel sharp pains shooting from your big toe all the way to your stomach.
This is due to the nail growing crookedly in its bed. Generally, there's also pus discharge that soaks the tip of your socks, but that's your own problem.
If you wear shoes with noisy soles, this album isn't for you. When you tap your foot to the beat, the shoe might produce a repetitive and annoying sound. Your downstairs neighbor might get pissed. And you can't even tap your foot at work because colleagues get tired of hearing the ticking noise produced by the shoe tops.
If you are surgeons, it's better not to listen to this album. You'll have an uncontrollable urge to snap your fingers, and with a scalpel in hand, you could cause irreparable damage. For example, during a cosmetic surgery operation, you could create a new Frankenstein.
Or during a heart operation, the patient might go from the operating table to the morgue before the end of the opening track "Man with the Hex".
If you are suppository testers, this album will help you. The fast-swing rhythm of the Atomic Fireballs will make you get up from your chair; without realizing it, you'll start to twist. Your femurs will move spasmodically, your knees will sway in perpetual motion, your pelvis will mimic the motion of lovemaking, your spine will rotate around its axis, changing your center of gravity. And thanks to this, you'll be facilitated in the insertion of suppositories anally.
Turn on the stereo and move.
Tracklist Lyrics and Videos
01 Man With the Hex (03:01)
You remind of a man.
(What man?)
Oh, the man with the power.
(What power?)
Oh, the power of voodoo
(Who do?)
Oh, you do, you do
(Do what?)
You remind of a man.
(What man?)
Oh, the man with the power.
(What power?)
Oh, the power of voodoo
(Who do?)
Oh, you do, you do
(Do what?)
Oh, Winkem Dinkem Knottimus Rex,
Save us from the man with the hex.
Save us from his evil curse,
It's gonna get bad, yeah, it's gonna get worse.
Uh, hocus pocus alakazaam,
Save us from that evil man,
With hairy legs and heavy feet,
He cracks the pavement as he creeps
You remind of a man.
(What man?)
Yeah, the man with the power.
(What power?)
Oh, the power of voodoo
(Who do?)
Yeah, you do, you do
(Do what?)
You remind of a man.
(What man?)
Yeah, the man with the power.
(What power?)
Oh, the power of voodoo
(Who do?)
Yeah, you do, you do
(Do what?)
uh ah, voodoo
uh ah, voodoo
uh ah, voodoo
uh ah, voodoo
Save us, save us
(Save us, save us)
Save us, save us
(Save us, save us)
Save us, save us
(Save us, save us)
Save us, save us
(Save us, save us)
Winkem Dinkem Knottimus Rex
Save us from the man with hex,
With buggy eyes and a bulging neck,
Save us from the man with hex.
Oh, save us, save us
(Save us, save us)
Save us, save us
(Save us, save us)
Save us, save us
(Save us, save us)
Save us, save us
Save us from the man with hex
02 Mata Hari (03:44)
Mata Hari's the queen of night
she'll make you move in an awful fright
Something about her evil ways
Will make you curse, make you crave
Mata Hari's got slinky moves
Makes me wanna sing the blues
Steady groovin with a cooler pill
Eyes of ice heart of steel
Mata Hari
Mata hari
Mata Hari
Mata Hari
Mata Hari's gotta special touch
Scream and dream about her lust
Sane men wanna loose control
Makes me wanna sell my soul
Say, Mata Hari looks so fine
Makes me sweat and lose my mind
Silky touch of velvet lace
Makes me wanna torch this place
03 Swing Sweet Pussycat (03:11)
I wanna swing
(With that pussycat)
I wanna dance
(With tha pussycat)
I wanna slide
(With that pussycat)
I wanna jump
(With that pussycat)
I wanna swing
sweet pussycat
Grab her by the tail or by the whiskers
Pull her close and try to kiss her
You bought her diamonds
I bought her pearls
You rubbed her back to make her purr
You pulled her tail to make her wail
And licked the nip when all else failed
Oh pussycat don't be so bad
Best little kitty that I ever had
They say a dogs a man's best friend
So pussycat let's not pretend
A man's a man
A rat's a rat
So swing, sweet pussycat
Swing, sweet pussycat
Swing, sweet pussycat
Swing, sweet pussycat
Swing, sweet pussycat
Swing, sweet pussy cat
Swing
Oh kitty kitty please come here
Don't hiss and moan when I come near
Don't bite my neck don't scratch my eyes
I'll take away those dull eyes
A man's a man
A rat's a rat
So wing, sweet pussy cat
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