The Atomic Fireballs
Torch This Place

THE REVIEW

If you have an ingrown toenail, this is not the album for you. With this condition, it's hard to tap your foot to the beat. You'll feel sharp pains shooting from your big toe all the way to your stomach.
This is due to the nail growing crookedly in its bed. Generally, there's also pus discharge that soaks the tip of your socks, but that's your own problem.

If you wear shoes with noisy soles, this album isn't for you. When you tap your foot to the beat, the shoe might produce a repetitive and annoying sound. Your downstairs neighbor might get pissed. And you can't even tap your foot at work because colleagues get tired of hearing the ticking noise produced by the shoe tops.

If you are surgeons, it's better not to listen to this album. You'll have an uncontrollable urge to snap your fingers, and with a scalpel in hand, you could cause irreparable damage. For example, during a cosmetic surgery operation, you could create a new Frankenstein.
Or during a heart operation, the patient might go from the operating table to the morgue before the end of the opening track "Man with the Hex".

If you are suppository testers, this album will help you. The fast-swing rhythm of the Atomic Fireballs will make you get up from your chair; without realizing it, you'll start to twist. Your femurs will move spasmodically, your knees will sway in perpetual motion, your pelvis will mimic the motion of lovemaking, your spine will rotate around its axis, changing your center of gravity. And thanks to this, you'll be facilitated in the insertion of suppositories anally.

Turn on the stereo and move.