Oh no, damn it, I have to say something, because I even saw positive comments about this film and I, who care about you all so much, don't want you to watch even a second of this movie on TV, let alone see it in theaters.

Is it possible that Sergio Rubini made such an atrocity? Yes. In fact, the film is a colossal piece of crap, it's the triumph of shit in a parade of clichés that leave no room for one, I mean one, interesting idea. The plot, moreover extremely convoluted, is as follows: Lulli, played by Sergio Rubini, is a rich artist. His lover, Gloria, i.e., Vittoria Puccini, falls in love with Adrien (note the "e" which sounds very chic), in the role of Riccardo Scamarcio. Rubini pits them against each other, and from there begins a convoluted story of revenge and betrayal that concludes with the death of Riccardo Scamarcio (and, I'd add, finally!!!).

Let's go in order: the dialogues are terrible, with soap opera-like acting and truly embarrassing lines (this scene will go down in history: Vittoria Puccini: "Adrien, what are you doing, are you crying?" Riccardo Scamarcio, in a low, very sensual voice "Only on certain occasions"). You can only survive when Scamarcio and Vittoria Puccini are not together, otherwise it's chaos. Even Rubini, with that sly serpent voice, is unbearable. The one who probably acts better is Paola Barale, in the role of Rubini's wife.

The plot is full of poorly filled holes, the shots are stifling, and the ideas are nonexistent. Probably the only scene, if not decent, at least watchable, is the one where Scamarcio's friend tells Rubini to screw off (for this film, I would have gladly told him to screw off too, and I would have given an encore!). Additionally, there are some extremely predictable and pathetic ideas, for example, the scene in which Scamarcio sees his drug-addicted friend reduced to a rag on the street. And there's no shortage of maxims, such as "Mediocre ones imitate, artists steal."

In short, I don't think it's possible to hit any lower than this, really not. This is definitely the worst film I've ever seen and you, dear Debaserioti, do anything, glue yourself with PVA glue, play blind man's bluff on the highway, but don't watch it. A friend tells you...

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