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Rating: SEXY DEBASER AT FULL THROTTLE!!!!!!
Maybe in your life you have never heard of Scooter, a Techno group, and it's not just any techno, it's cutting-edge techno.
In the song I'm going to review, there's my whole life, so I would ask those not interested to not be offended or at most to write: "I read the review and I don't like it." I would be very happy... thank you.
Scooter is a "sexyteen" group; they are the inventors of "sexyteen"....
Scooter are brash (like you call them, gaudy), they respond rudely, but in the end, they let things slide and stay friends......
Scooter dress as they like, they don't conform; they aren't hip-hop, they don't dress house, they don't dress gaudy, but wear what they like and often don't change. The only essential item is a cap with a visor and net, worn slightly tilted to the right, plus an earring strictly on the left.
Scooter likes every type of music and listens to everything except metal. In fact, their influences are vast, from dance to reggae, from indie to melodic, reaching psychedelic.
Scooter are terribly ignorant; they completed compulsory education and then immediately went behind two turntables.
Scooter always tells everyone how sexy and beautiful they are; Scooter loves the film "Mortal Combat" very much.
Scooter loves to ruin their life every night and even more so on Saturday night.
Scooter are more envied than hated; Scooter also have feelings and ideologies but keep them to themselves; they are not patriotic, although they have some girlfriends, they also like to browse some risque sites, they love beautiful girls, definitely not homosexual.
The number one requirement to be a "sexy teen" is to love Scooter, and to love Scooter, you must also love Writing, that adolescent yet very important ideology that drives you to show a bit of art on the walls and to color the gray and icy city.
To be a "sexy teen", you must be like Scooter, that is always at the max, never tired of life and always joyful, you must love peace but be ready to fight in a war, and you must be ready to wage war alone, without anyone by your side.
To be like Scooter, you must have at least once in your life had a threesome, have experienced a night of sex, drugs, and techno, and have at least once risked your life.
To be a "sexyteen", you must work and earn a living, at the very least study; if you don’t study or work, steal.
Scooter sit naked in front of the computer at night, only with a pair of boxers to get some air. Scooter loves anarchy, and if one day we are superior enough to accept it, the world will be better than this.
Scooter hates the powerful and the sycophants, everything that is in power, to be a "sexy teen", you must stay below the people, below the slave, below the citizen.
To truly be like Scooter, you must not have a faith, not be egocentric, and always be ready to learn from others. The sexy teen is always open to new experiences and sees sex as free.
So far there are only three "sexyteen" in the world... if you want to join, go ahead... I'll be waiting for you.....
ded to: the Scooter, the coolest sexyteen band I know
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