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Counter, yes I am speaking directly to you, I know that ever since reading the title on the homepage you must be rubbing your hands, burning with desire to be able to include another true "case study" in your database; well, I am writing this review with you in mind.
So guys, let’s be honest: who has never thought about how the untouchable otherworldly deities would behave at a party full of alcohol, sex, and drugs? Come on, maybe after listening to one of those endless post-sermon rants we’ve all inevitably been subjected to at least once in our lives? There’s no way around it, even those who want to deny it know perfectly well that in the deepest recesses of their mind this curiosity has peeked out. Because, regardless of what they want us to believe, we know very well that even Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Moses, and so on have been human beings like us and must have been slaves to temptations at least once in a while; well, even though priests always omit the most sordid details of their biographies, some have taken on this difficult and burdensome task in their place: they are the Sanculamo. Yes indeed, they are the ones who take it upon themselves to say what never even crossed the minds of the four evangelists to tell, proposing themselves as one of the most important bands of all time on a theological level. Please folks, don’t let me go into the details, when talking about certain things you’re always on the verge of censorship, but I can assure you that even if we want to think otherwise, even Jesus was a pain in the ass because he wanted to play his favorite music, Judas was also a top-notch playboy, just like Moses was a sensational troublemaker, Mary Magdalene a fervent nymphomaniac and... well, yes, even God would get upset when crack cocaine passed under his nose, and no one offered him some. But this is just a small part of the adventures of that amazing night, to find out more I recommend everyone, religious or not, download this magnificent song. The latter to see their theses confirmed, the former to understand that perhaps what they believe in is not quite as perfect as they think.
Thank you all for your kind attention.
P.S.: And now, Counter, I really want to see if you still won’t include me in your database...
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