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Rating: The ideal album against the stress of modern life! Reading it again, it sounds even more idiotic and garish than it already is, but the important thing was to start one way or another, several minutes spent staring at the blank page in search of something witty and brilliant to write, then suddenly, there was the illumination. I hope Bob Stanley, Pete Wiggs, and the splendid Sarah Cracknell won't hold it against me, as they certainly deserved better words, perhaps not extracted from a liquor advertisement, but after all, there's a reason if "Tales From Turnpike House" reminded me of that particular slogan: this is a concept album, a rather unusual concept as it does not draw inspiration from history or literature rather than cinema or science fiction, but from simple glimpses of everyday life. A normal day, a London apartment building and its residents. The nihilism of contemporary post-industrial society! No, perhaps it's better the depersonalization of the individual in a cold, chaotic, and technocratic metropolis! No, even worse, let's try the disorientation of the human being at the dawn of the III millennium... "Ah bello, stop that, it's better". Well, fortunately, you won't find any of these psycho-onanistic worries in "Tales From Turnpike House", indeed, observed from behind the lens of this fascinating and extremely refined kaleidoscope of sounds and atmospheres, even a difficult awakening, a breakfast, a stroll in the park, a quarrel between husband and wife become something dreamy, epic, and fairy-like.
Seventh album of Saint Etienne, TFTH marks a radical shift from the experimental ambitions and trip-hop influences of its predecessor "Finisterre"; a very happy choice at least for me, as folk contaminations and typically British-retro sounds resurface vigorously. By combining these elements with a solid and inspired dance-pop base, the final result is a sound that is creative, eclectic, and brilliant, rich but never opulent, similar to that of the beautiful and misunderstood "Tiger Bay" from '94 but with a lighter and more "poppy" approach. Concerning this latter aspect, part of the credit certainly goes to Xenomania, an English production team known mainly for having collaborated with artists not exactly of the highest quality, among them even both of the evil Minogue sisters, for the series making money is good but occasionally you also need to find some real gratification and follow your talent. The final result is a truly delightful album, able to entertain, amuse and surprise even the most distracted and casual listener: thanks to Sarah Cracknell’s enchanting voice, thanks to a sound that even in its simplest and danceable variations retains every ounce of elegance and distinctly British character.
The aforementioned Minogue sisters, especially that incorrigible sycophant full of "style" and affectation of Kylie, would pay exorbitant sums for the savoir-faire, grace, and charisma of Sarah Cracknell if it were only possible, songs like "Lightning Strikes Twice", "A Good Thing", and "Stars Above Us" theoretically could have also ended up in one of her albums, but the result would have been tomatoes and other vegetables as you like in the face, because talent cannot be aped even with all the money, producers, and technical means in the world, not even badly copying the approach and sounds. "Tales From Turnpike House" has much more to offer besides the stylish, brilliant, and chic electro/dance of these episodes, it's an album full of surprises, of intriguing and wily pop melodies such as "Relocate", a duet with David Essex that evokes a Bowie period "Hunky Dory"; ironic, playful and a bit scatterbrained or the grandiloquent and evocative magnificence of "Milk Bottle Symphony", which perfectly fulfills its role as the encore of the album by perfectly combining modern electronics and 60s stylistic canons, choirs, orchestrations, and an instant classic melody. Still on the subject of retro atmospheres, "Side Streets" offers a delightful beat/lounge relaxing and subtly affected parenthesis and "Last Orders For Gary Steed" a touch of tasty glam rock with lounge contaminations, while "Slow Down At The Castle" moves on more enigmatic and expansive territories, with a folk graced by almost medieval moods and a sinuous pace permeated with an atmosphere suspended in time.
The melancholic and very refined ballad "Teenage Winter", another masterful blend of modern and vintage, suggests that it is now evening, the day is about to end, and with "Goodnight" arrives a splendid a cappella closure, brief, original and fascinating. In these two and a half minutes is a bit of the mood and stylistic mark of "Tales From Turnpike House", an album rich, eclectic but of impeccable elegance and absolute lightness: never something that sounds even vaguely heavy, excessively baroque and ends itself. An original and captivating concept, perfect melodies interpreted by a fairy voice and, in the ultimate synthesis, the triumph of Good Taste, against the squalid imitations and... the stress of modern life. Cheers!
Tracklist Lyrics and Videos
03 Lightning Strikes Twice (03:44)
Crazy superstitions on my mind
Could they help me get you back for good
Such a striking combination, gone away
Could I save it if I knocked in wood
Did I have a chance and fail to keep it
Lose my dream and let it slip away
Will my destiny remain a secret
Well that's okay, yeah
Everyone should have a reason to believe
So I still believe that
Lightning could strike twice for me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Every time I find the feeling's gone in me
Suddenly I see that
Lightning could strike twice for me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Sitting down to read the stars again
Maybe they can tell me what's in store
Now I'm mixing up a magic potion
That's gonna get you banging on my door
Did I have a chance and fail to keep it
Lose my dream and let it slip away
Will my destiny remain a secret
Well, that's okay, yeah
Everyone should have a reason to believe
So I still believe that
Lightning could strike twice for me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Every time I find the feeling's gone in me
Suddenly I see that
Lightning could strike twice for me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And I'm working on a siren song
Oh baby, oh baby
Gotta feeling that it won't be long
Oh baby, oh baby
Well don't you know that
Everyone should have a reason to believe
So I still believe that
Lightning could strike twice for me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Every time I find the feeling's gone in me
Suddenly I see that
Lightning could strike twice for me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
06 Side Streets (02:54)
The neighborhood that I live in
I've always seen as home
At certain times of the evening
It's like a no-go zone
Got cash in my pocket to last the weekend
And I've got features I quite like and don't mind keeping
But still I walk the
Side streets home
Even when I'm on my own
If I let myself believe all the bad press and horror stories
I wouldn't set a foot outside
You say I live in a bubble
I find a bubble's best
At a faint whiff of trouble
Just turn and head due west
Quite light on my feet if I ever need be
As I zip down the street no one ever sees me
That's why I walk the
Side streets home
Even when I'm on my own
If I let myself believe all the bad press and horror stories
I wouldn't set a foot outside
I'm tempting fate (I know, tell me about it)
So nonchalant (I know, and I don't doubt it)
I'll probably get it tomorrow
'Til then I'll walk the
Side streets home
Even when I'm on my own
If I let myself believe...
(Side streets home...)
(On my own...)
Believe...
11 Teenage Winter (05:43)
''Amy checks the shopping list
Pedal bin, washing-up rack, Sandtex
And she goes to the baker's to buy a loaf
Ah, she keeps forgetting it's changed into the Tropicana tanning salon
And in the charity shop
Mrs. Brown sits at the counter
Pricing down some old stock
The Moon's a Balloon, two copies of Every Loser Wins, Noel's Blobbyland, deluxe edition
There's not much on the doorstep recently
Something to do with eBay, Johnny reckons
He's bidding on it now, for a Subbuteo catalogue, '81-'82
He'll win it, put it in a drawer, and forget he ever bought it
Holding on...
To something...
And not knowing...
Exactly what you're waiting for''
Now...
Teenage winter's coming down
Teenage winter throws a gown
Over every place I've been
And every little dream
Forever...
''Phone rings in Gary's flat
"Can I speak to Mr. G. Staid, please"
He hangs up and takes Tony the milk
"See you in the Hat and Fan at seven"
Gary can't believe the Claremont Road pitch is going to be covered in executive housing
He talks about the Newcastle game, Boncho's debut, but
Tony can hardly hear him
They took the jukebox out, and the Aussie bar staff are playing the Red Hot Chili Peppers
He tells him what he thinks
He manages to keep it clean
Buys another round
Holding on...
To something...
And not knowing...
Exactly what you're waiting for''
Now
Teenage winter's coming down
Teenage winter throws a gown
Over every place I've been
And every little dream
Forever
Now
Teenage winter's coming down
Teenage winter throws a gown
Over every place I've been
And every little dream
Forever
Now
Teenage winter's coming down
Teenage winter throws a gown
Over every place I've been
And every little dream
Forever
Now
Teenage winter's coming down
Teenage winter throws a gown
Over every place I've been
And every little dream
Forever
''Mums with pushchairs outside Sainsbury's
Tears in their eyes
They'll never buy a Gibb Brothers record again
Their old 45s gathering dust
The birthday cards they couldn't face throwing away
Teenage winter coming down
Teenage winter coming down''
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