Cover of Robbie Williams Intensive Care
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THE REVIEW

Oh, dear metalhead friends, I have a quiz for you:
what is that record that you also use as a frisbee when you go to the beach??? Or break it in two and feed it to a dead, decomposed, and rotten goat??? Did you guess right? Yes, it's "Intensive Care" by Robbie Williams!!!
Have you ever listened to something more disgusting, repugnant, and revolting than this "singer"?
More than a record, I would call this a perfect torture machine. I don't know how he got so lucky... but I do know I need to stay away from him if I want to survive!
Buying this CD is like throwing money out of the window!!! When I saw him on MTV, I wondered: << who is this clown??? >> Now, I prefer black metal (as you might guess from my nickname) which in my opinion is much better than this rubbish. For heaven's sake, I'm not anyone to tell you what to listen to. Actually, it's better if everyone has their own taste, but I would rather break my bones (which I won’t do, even if it would please someone) than listen to Robbie Williams because I just can't stand him!!! However, tastes are tastes. Anyway, last advice: don't buy Robbie's records... get yourself a healthy black metal or death metal record instead. I know that now I might annoy someone, but fortunately, there is freedom of thought.
And so I say to you:
Robbie: a singer, a sissy!

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Summary by Bot

This review delivers a strongly negative critique of Robbie Williams' album Intensive Care from a black metal enthusiast. The reviewer finds the album repugnant and torturous, preferring heavier metal genres. Despite acknowledging personal taste, the review advises against buying the album and recommends metal alternatives.

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03   Make Me Pure (04:33)

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04   Spread Your Wings (03:50)

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05   Advertising Space (04:37)

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06   Please Don't Die (04:47)

07   Your Gay Friend (03:21)

09   Random Acts of Kindness (04:15)

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10   The Trouble With Me (04:20)

11   A Place to Crash (04:34)

12   King of Bloke & Bird (06:13)

Robbie Williams

Robbie Williams (Robert Peter Williams) is a British pop singer who first rose to fame with Take That and then achieved major success as a solo artist, known for hits such as "Angels", "Feel", "Rock DJ", and "Millennium", and for his reputation as a high-energy live performer.
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 Robbie Williams is an artist, a great artist: he has made himself a work of art, for better or for worse.

 This time, the impression is that he wanted to please only himself, and that’s just fine.


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 The result is an album cold, glacial, where a 'fake' soul oozes, planned at the table.

 Those who have experienced it know. And they do not reside here, in this cute and pleasant album, which truly feels empty and remarkably like a loud sham.


By ste84

 I ended up falling in love with it, and father, God only knows I tried to dissuade myself!

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