Prophilax & San Culamo
Puttanic

Preamble number one: the vision of this "film" is not recommended for religious purists, devout prudes, Padre Pio. (...especially him).

Preamble number two: I will try not to get angry at all the insults I will receive after you have read this... haha review

Preamble number three: I apologize in advance if my writing will not be readable, but time is pressing for me and I should be doing something else (like studying the reign of that great bastard Henri IV).

After the sad preambles, let's try to analyze the product kindly offered to us by the company Prophilax&SanCulamo, namely the prestigious film "Puttanic." As you may have guessed, this clip is nothing more than the redubbing (and recutting) of another famous film, the renowned "Titanic," which has only caused the expansion of my testicles to a titanic extent, so much so that I have never been able to finish watching it in full.

(Perhaps this was only for the best, narrator's note)

What to say? Although the appreciation of this "film" is, in my case, very personal (and morally questionable), there are fundamental points on which one cannot compromise; for example, how can we not talk about the excellent dubbing work done by the aforementioned company? In fact, the dialogues in Italian match very well with the lip movements of overseas actors: it even seems that Leonardo D*o Capra himself utters obscene blasphemies against our Lord Jesus, and that Captain Ano extols the anti-sodomistic virtues of the concrete plug in the rectal tube.

Furthermore, the choice of music turned out to be satisfactory for me: I don’t know about you, but I have always dreamed of putting a nice brutal death grind metal track in a panoramic shot from above the renowned ocean liner, or - why not? - inserting the cacophonous noise of the helicopter performing the essential shooting operations. Morally questionable (I know I'm repeating myself) is the forced inclusion of a blasphemy every (mmm) thirty seconds: this operation may be unbearable for some (re-read preamble number one), while for others it turns out to be hilarious and brilliant, like the friend who passed me the clip (by the way, if you want to download it, go to the Prophilax website).

Nonetheless, I find the product very entertaining, being inwardly very vulgar and trivial: compared to other much more famous "redubbed films" (for example, the overrated Svarione of the Rings), this video proves to be much more accurate, incisive, and fast-paced, also thanks to its short duration (approximately 25 minutes).

Thank you for the attention and time you have surely wasted reading these dull lines, making me happy and satisfied.

Bring on the comments! (I hope negative ones).