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Rating: I still wonder what got into me.
I don't listen to this stuff; I am biased against anything whose name doesn't start with MET and end with TAL, and I consider myself a level 8 misanthrope.
So why review the album of one of the most disgusting creatures on the planet? To hurt myself? Perhaps, maybe it's a way to release the weekly stress (after all, today is Sunday...). And also because there were no other reviews of this work, so I wanted to personally fill that gap (it's a dirty job, but someone etc. etc.).
Objectively, I expected worse. Good heavens, listening to it from start to finish was indeed an effort, but every time I was about to give up, I clenched my cheeks and kept going. A national hero, in short.
The first track is titled "Turn it up" and is quite indicative of what the rest of the CD will be: sighs from this bitch in heat over bastard pop bases. Of course, collaborations with the usual big-name rappers that are so trendy now are not missing. In fact, the second abortion, "Fighting over me," features the eager Paris dueting with the usual two thugs with a slurring voice over a piano tune embellished by a refined violin loop. Here, I can say that in terms of arrangement and production, it flies high; the blonde’s voice presents various (and various) overdubs, the sound is clear and very modern, and the melodies, although rather banal, benefit from the right arrangements and, if I must say, at times unexpected. In fact, in the third track, "Stars are blind," chosen as a single, the reggae guitar riff is immediately noticeable, while in the subsequent "I want you," the style even shifts to a 70s cop show, with trumpets and a police siren as the final touch. "Heartbeat" has a faint whiff of 80s pop thanks to the "spacey" sounding keyboards, and the subsequent "Nothing in this World" and "Screwed" approach the pop-rock-punk of Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff in terms of aggressiveness and carefreeness. The pretty heiress (I don't think she's pretty anyway) wants to please everyone a little bit. To conclude, we have the cover of "Do you think I'm sexy" by Rod Stewart, an artist with an unmistakable voice I've lost track of. The original track was decent, here it's ruined by lustful backing vocals and especially by Hilton's voice, which is certainly not raspy.
I don't feel like giving it a rating; I don't know or appreciate the genre, the album was downloaded from Emule (did you think I actually bought it?!), a silly and dreamy fifteen-year-old might even like it a lot. To me, it's the umpteenth proof of God's non-existence, because otherwise, He wouldn't have allowed, while people are dying of hunger and wars, one of His creatures to ruin the world with her disgraceful lifestyle.
Or maybe He exists and hates us all, and Paris Hilton is the punishment for our sins.
Tracklist Lyrics and Videos
01 Turn It Up (03:13)
(Uhhh...)
(Yeah...)
(That's hot...)
(Uhhh...)
(Yeah...)
(Get it started, huh...)
(Yeah...)
Gonna make me scream
Wanna cause a riot
Make a lot of noise
I don't want to be quiet
When it gets real loud
Make it even louder
Gotta turn me on (Uhhhhh....)
Gotta make me higher
You gotta know what to do
If you wanna get down
So don't go off too smoothe
You're running out of time
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaaaa...)
Turn it up
Can you make me hot
Make me touch the ceiling
Can you read my mind
Can you gimme that feeling
When I lose my clothes
You like that, don't cha?
Let's get exposed
Cause you know you want to
You got to know what to do
If you wanna get down
So don't go off too smoothe
Now you're running out of time
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!)
Don't play around
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!)
Let's get it started now
You can get it started
Don't be scared to party
Get up, move your body
It's time to party
You gotta know what to do
If you wanna get down
So don't go off to smoothe
Now you're running out of time
Turn it up (ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Turn it up
(Make me lose my mind)
Turn it up (Ohhhwaaa...)
Gonna make me scream
(Gonna make me scream)
Wanna cause a riot
Make a lot of noise
(Ohhh...)
I don't wanna be quiet
(ohhh...)
When it gets real loud
Make it even louder
Gotta turn me on (uhhh...)
Got to make me higher
Gotta know what to do
If you wanna get down
So don't go off to smoothe
Now you're running out of time
Turn it up
(Ohh, don't be afraid to turn it up)
Turn it up
Turn it up
Turn it up
Turn it up
(Ohh, don't be afraid to turn it up)
Turn it up
Turn it up
Turn it up
Ohh, don't be afraid to turn it up
Ohh, don't be afraid to turn it up
(Get it started)
03 Stars Are Blind (03:57)
I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you
Cuz I don't find too many guys
That treat me like you do
Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride
But when I walk their talk is suicide
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside
And I'm satisfied, oh no, ohh
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine
I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby I'm perfect for you
My love, ohh oh
I could be your confidante
Just one of your girlfriends
But I know that love's what you want
If tomorrow the world ends
Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of
At night at home? oh no, ohh
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine
I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby I'm perfect for you
Excuse me for feeling
This moment is critical
Might be me feeling
It could get physical, oh no, no no
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine
I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Let's see what this love can do
Baby I'm perfect for you
Baby I'm perfect for you
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
05 Jealousy (03:40)
I thought you were my best friend
I thought we'd be together to the end
Your not the girl I once knew
Tell me were she is cause she's not you
You used to be that shoulder
That shoulder I could lean on through it all
But now its getting colder
There's no love between these walls
Jealousy, Jealousy, Jealousy
Is such an evil thing
To watch someone have
Jealousy, Jealousy, Jealousy
Nobody wins when your full of envy
La, La, La, La......
I was always happy
When I was watching you become a star
But you were only happy
When the world was openin' up my scars
And now I'm like the devil
Well if I am then what does that make you
You sold yourself for your fame
You'll still never walk a day in my shoes
Jealousy, Jealousy, Jealousy
Is such an evil thing
To watch someone have
Jealousy, Jealousy, Jealousy
Nobody wins when your full of envy
La, La, La, La......
06 Heartbeat (03:43)
I was lonely only I didn't know it
I was so sad only I didn't show it
You came like the sun breaking through the clouds
And I found your what I can't live without
You will feel what's up ahead from my heartbeat
I'm complete
And you will help me up again from my heartbeat
That's what I need
No I didn't know what I was missin'
Oh my baby since we've been kissin'
I can feel what's up ahead from my heartbeat
Its so sweet lying here with you
You'll look at me and I see my reflection
You'll understand who I am needs protection
The way you latch to me
The way you love me
And I will love you onto myself
You will feel what's up ahead from my heartbeat
I'm complete
And you will help me up again from my heartbeat
That's what I need
No I didn't know what I was missin'
Oh my baby since we've been kissin'
I can feel what's up ahead from my heartbeat
Its so sweet lying here with you
08 Screwed (03:42)
Let's start it up again
You're under my skin
Same old story�
Boy meets girl
And she falls much harder than him
Baby, where's the glory?
If all night
All night
You're attention�s not mine
Then let's start it up again
You're under my skin
It's a sin
'Cause you're starting to win
Since I'm already screwed
Here's a message to you�
My heart�s wide open
And I'm just lookin� through
To the lover in you�
And I'm still hopin�
That tonight
Tonight
You're gonna turn down the lights
And give me a little more room
Just to prove it to you�
What do I gotta do?
Just push her aside
She's not your type
So clich� when
A boy falls under the spell
Of a woman from Hell
It's hard to take 'cause
Tonight
Tonight
You could've found out I might
Have been the girl of your dreams
Baby, you might've seen
What it means
Just to really be free
Since I'm already screwed
Here's a message to you�
My heart�s wide open
And I'm just lookin� through
To the lover in you�
And I'm still hopin�
That tonight
Tonight
You're gonna turn down the lights
And give me a little more room
Just to prove it to you�
What do I gotta do?
Tell me that you do'
Tell me that you do'
Tell me that you wanna take my number
There will come a day
A hazy day in May
Or a storm in mid-December
When you need someone
Just to have a little fun
Then I could be the perfect girl for you to run
Since I'm already screwed
Here's a message to you�
My heart�s wide open
And I'm just lookin� through
To the lover in you�
And I'm still hopin�
That tonight
Tonight
You're gonna turn down the lights
And give me a little more room
Just to prove it to you�
What do I gotta do?
* REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE *
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By Lesto BANG
The first crappy track...isn’t an insult, but a compliment.
Maybe once. Not anymore, thanks.
