A rumor is humming that Nolan is preparing a trilogy based on Otomo's Akira. If true, it would really be a fucking disaster. Americans doing remakes: enough. Americans stealing great stuff from other countries: enough. Nolan getting tangled up in a brain-splitting film: enough. Nolan ruining himself because he’s an idiot: enough. It’s fine that money is money, but there’s something called "dignity," and by being blindly praised, Nolan continues to confuse it with an itch in his ass.
"Nolan, what happened to your dignity?"
"Hold on, let me scratch and check... All good! A fissure here, one there, but other than that I’d say he’s doing just fine."
"Not so much..."