I'll aZZociate! Why not change the background from white to shocking pink, post onl…

You can swipe right and left too!
Do it on the dedicated grey bar.

I'll aZZociate! Why not change the background from white to shocking pink, post only silly emojis, and require writing "KE" or "KUANDO" in the posts? And why not add little hearts and moving teddy bears in HP?