"Lotto" March, happy holiday to all!

In my opinion, at the beginning there is always a woman.

In my opinion, a woman is a woman from the very start. A man is a man sometimes before, sometimes after. Sometimes never.

In my opinion, a woman is sexually involved in all the affairs of life. Sometimes even in love.

In my opinion, a woman in love becomes more beautiful. A man... just gets dumber.

In my opinion, a living room without even one woman is like acting in an empty theater. If there isn’t even one man, among women a complicit atmosphere of peace is created. As soon as a man arrives, it’s war.

In my opinion, a man who boasts about introducing women to the pleasures of love is like a tourist showing the guide the beauties of the city.

In my opinion, the term "unlucky" cannot be used for a woman who has no luck in love.

In my opinion, a man who says about a woman "she gives it away" deserves that women never give it to him at all.

In my opinion, a woman who makes love for interest is a whore. But if she does it because she enjoys it... there’s no word for that.

In my opinion, a woman who says to a man while making love "No one is like you" should still be arrested for perjury.

In my opinion, when women choose us, they don’t really love us... maybe a projection, an image, a dream. But when they leave us, we’re exactly the ones they no longer love.

In my opinion, the first chauvinist was God who made himself a man. But if I had been God, I don’t know if I would have signed off on woman.

In my opinion, a woman who offers herself sexually to a man and is rejected is left bewildered. She can’t believe it. Her first thought is that he’s homosexual, but usually this version doesn’t hold up. So she thinks: ‘Yeah, he’s just being cautious... he’s afraid of getting too emotionally involved... or maybe he feels blocked by excessive excitement...’ The idea that he simply might not like her is a hypothesis she absolutely cannot consider.

Woman, the deceiving angel. L’ha detto Baudelaire.

Woman, the most beautiful flower in the garden. L’ha detto Goethe.

Woman, beguiling female. L’ha detto Shakespeare.

Woman, you’re my whole life. L’ha detto un mio amico ginecologo.

In my opinion, a woman who today chooses to be a housewife and gives up working is making a mistake.
If instead she works and gives up being a housewife, she’s making a mistake.
If she tries to both work and be a housewife at the same time... she’s making a mistake.
She’s always making a mistake.

Men, on the other hand, never make mistakes.
They’ve known for centuries what they have to do.
Maybe that’s why they’re so out of it.
Or maybe for some other reason...

.: Giorgio Gaber :. pensa: