Guitar?
Does it still exist?
It seems to me I heard about it, before the advent of blenders.
But I'm just a poor old alcoholic unable to take care of myself.

To awaken the dormant memories, I bought a Celtic harp yesterday: and for now, I've figured out the tuning.

But you have to play it, though.
I guess with the hands, those full of fingers that you modern folks use to play with potentiometers, I suppose, instead of for much nobler purposes. Like giving yourself a handjob, remember, you cockhead?

Beware of the hate from the know-it-alls: they will always think that your flaws are their own.