Do you see this man's arms?
With all the injections I've had, I could easily be his stunt double in some ridiculous biopic.

Anyway, I ended up with some nice Ventricular Arrhythmia, which is usually serious enough to actually kill you, but luckily my kidneys and lungs held up great, and I'll manage with a defibrillator.

Basically, what happened to me is similar to Eriksen: he went back to playing soccer, and I'll get back to playing in the Bars!

P.S. I couldn't die: what would Basio be without me? Ahr ahr ahr ahr!