A monkey walks into a bar and asks the bartender
- Do you have any oranges?
- No, we don’t have any oranges.
- Do you have any oranges?
- No, we don’t have any.
- Do you have any oranges?
- No, are you deaf or what! If you ask me if I have oranges one more time, I will nail you to the counter.
- Do you have any nails?
- No.
- Do you have any oranges?