I propose the De-Baserico service of "Collective Commission Review" (CCR).
Basically, users identify an Artist (for example, "Giorgione") or a work (for example, "Automan") and suggest to a De-User, identified by majority or popular acclaim, to produce the review. If that person refuses, it doesn’t bother me at all. The De-User can also biblically offer to review something upon request. Of course, it would work if greased with the right dose of ignorance.
It’s an idea conceived to foster creative brawls and debates about the vast debaseric universe and beyond.
It’s a nonsensical proposal that no one (rightly) will take seriously, but I wanted to put it forward anyway because, as the fake philosopher who never actually said the thing they quote: “It’s an orbital bullshit, but I would let them cut off six random fingers just to have you write it.”

Amen

It’s actually a great idea instead
and anyone who refuses gets a week-long ban

@[G]

@[Hetzer] get the DEODIO out of here, for Christ’s sake