I propose the De-Baserico service of "Commissioned Collective Review" (RSCC).
Basically, users identify an Artist (for example, "Giorgione") or a work (for example, "Automan") and propose to a De-User, identified by majority or by popular acclaim, to produce the review. If they refuse, I couldn't care less. The De-User can also biblically offer to review something upon request. Obviously, this would work if oiled with the right dose of ignorance.
It's an idea conceived to foster creative brawls and debates about the debaseric universe and beyond.
It's a senseless proposal and no one (rightfully) will buy into it, but I wanted to put it out there also because, as the fake philosopher who never actually said the thing they quote: "It's an orbital bullshit, but I would let someone chop off six random phalanges to have you write it."

Amen