My bald "colleague" in the office isn't responding to my WhatsApp... but after a while...
"Sorry Conte but I'm at the Negramaro concert in Bologna."
IlConte "Eeehhhhh?!?! Find yourself another office" (savansadir).

Aren't the Negramaro the ones with that chubby guy who screams like a chicken?! Ahahahahahah uncle beast cow...