Dude, but Alanis Morrisette?

I mean, one day she's the most famous person in the world, and then you turn around and nothing?

Oh, and on the news, nothing at all, right? They don't say, "Well, now a news item that doesn't matter at all, but we believe Alanis Morrisette is alive."

NO.

They leave you in doubt, those bastards.