Two friends are driving on the highway well over the speed limit when, due to their speed, they get into a serious accident. They are taken to the hospital where they remain in prognosis for a few days. When one of them is able to get out of bed, he goes to visit his friend, whose legs have been amputated, but he is still unaware of the situation. After the usual pleasantries, the one in worse condition says to the other, "Well... how did it go?" And the other replies, "You know... multiple fractures, bruises, and a slight concussion, but I'm in good shape..." Then he adds, "I have to tell you two things, one good and the other bad. Which one do you want me to start with?" And the other says, "Give me the bad one first..." "Uh... they cut off your legs..." "Oh my God," says the other. "What's the good one about?" "I managed to sell you the flip-flops." 😁