At school, the teacher gives as homework "make at least one sentence with the word mescere." The next day, the kids bring their work, and the teacher starts asking what they have written. So she calls on the first student and says, "You, Fabrizio, what did you write?" and the boy replies, "The pastry chef mixes the cream."... Well done... And you, Franco?... "The builder mixes the lime."... Good... And you, Pierino?... "My mother bought me long pants."... And the teacher says, "And what does that have to do with it?" And he replies, "Finish the sentence, right?... Because with the short ones, it comes out..." 😁