JonatanCoe
13 oct 19
DeRank ™: 0,00
After so many shabby places, finally something decent: a theater. Tonight, my column is being repeated for the 29th time, of course with a new, shiny cover. Sure, a theater. So pull out the tuxedo you wore to the last wedding, but also the one from the one before that, and the one before that... the one you always wear, basically. Get yourself some white gloves (steal them from your child's 'little magician' box), a pair of binoculars to observe the show from the balcony (and the attractive blonde down in the stalls), and if you have any time left, look up the title of the play in question. Now more than ever, given the context, break a leg!
DeBaser says
right now