So? Are you going to tell me how the day went without me? Did you miss my quiz more than the buzzing of mosquitoes at the moment you turn off the light and settle down in bed? In the throes of withdrawal, did you watch "16 and Pregnant" on MTV? (but what the hell does that have to do with music? And what the hell does MTV have to do with music?) In the meantime, did you dust off the VHS of your first communion with your mustached uncles and aunts with permanent hairstyles? Did you go to the newsstand around the corner to buy some bubbles to kill time? Don't worry, luckily there's no limit to how bad it can get!
And here I am again, right on time, like the downpour on the one day you forgot your umbrella at home, like a broken down tank 10 km from the concert of a lifetime, like an empty wallet at the supermarket in front of the display at checkout that reads 'Total: 230 Euros'.
Don't thank me; it’s an immense pleasure for me to lighten up your pointless evenings
(IBAN coordinates: GB82FD******IT54T****UNRTW4)
Well, after these necessary, awkward preambles, let’s get to the point:
1) It’s not the apple tree of time.
2) It’s not the tree of Branduardi’s first apple.
3) Least of all, it’s not the lemon tree of Fool’s Garden.
Three hints for an easy-peasy quiz are enough and more than enough!
This is the [15] time, this is your time, this is the time to... break a leg!