Today, on the eve of S.S. Magali Noel 2017, something very unpleasant happened that is only topped in unpleasantness by listening to Chamber Death Metal: on my Pleistocene smarfòn, no personal notifications appear anymore, meaning everything stops in the dropdown menu at the 'Other' option, which in turn opens nothing else. Is this a moment of Quares(i)ma that I have to prolong? Have I done something de-unpleasant that deserves, instead of a ban, even an eribann? Or perhaps - as could instead be - it’s 'All the Blame on the Smarfòn', even though the very famous film was 'All the Blame on Sip'? Or maybe it’s even Stipel? While waiting for a telematic sign from the Supreme Uebmaster who is in the Bolzanini Heavens @[G], I wish a Happy Natality of Our ..._? to all DeQualcosi. Augh