"The man who wasted hours of his life trying to teach his dogs to read was the director of the University of London. It seems incredible that such a personality could have engaged in such an absurd research endeavor, but he always maintained that if a dog can listen to commands, just like a person can, then it can also read. He also claimed to have demonstrated that his dogs actually knew how to read, but he never provided any evidence." (source © Almi)
I want this guy in the group, right away!