Orlando Portento
Triccheballacche [La Cammellata]

After Loredana Lecciso from television trash arrives in the music world the "beautiful" single by Orlando Portento "Triccheballacche".

Orlando Portento is a rather bizarre character with a name that speaks for itself, going around on TV (and not only) with one shoe of one color and another of a different one, and a mysterious briefcase to explain his thoughts in a very (but very) convoluted way while boasting about his catchphrase. The epic of "Tricche Ballacche" and its creator began during the first episode of the reality show "La Fattoria," presented by the ever more stunning and thrilling Barbara D'Urso, when his wife, engaged in the game, was eliminated and the strange character premiered with these phrases:

"There is... there is Juventus involved! I mean the power... I mean... she arrived three days later… they did their tricche and ballacche... Juventus… I mean, I mean, I have been an ex... an ex of everything, I mean... it was all planned. She arrived three days later, they did their camel rides... I’m talking about their entire race, right? The races that started first. They did their camel rides... but the absurdity is this competition, I mean putting a man with the women. And then my wife gained 5 kilos... she deserved something! But the point is this: people don't know, it’s all fake! I repeat, once again, that Moggi is involved! I don't know if it’s much... I mean... they did the camel ride!!! Three days... but, but Barbara is going... is going... is going... but dear Barbara... she goes... wait, no maybe we didn't understand each other, you all fake it! They started first, right? Then my wife arrived later, what happens after three days??? They did the camel rides among themselves! But what are you telling me... but it doesn't make sense... I mean, it's not because she came as a replacement for Monsè that it’s Tricche and Ballacche, my wife has to leave! I’d say, but what are you telling me! But it’s not that... but why should I care? I say the people who do... when someone goes... eh, the camel rides, what are they supposed to do?!? If they start a week earlier... who kisses, who says 'How are you? What have you done? Then I invite you on the radio,' here and there, eh, my wife arrived and... and Tricche and Ballacche!!! And then I’ve had so many moments! And now I’m going to eat two spaghetti, goodbye!"

Well! one would be inclined to say after the culture-filled phrases of Orlando Furioso: "This guy is completely nuts" and that is most probably true. However, thanks to this entire hullabaloo, good Portento got his wife readmitted (already a decent pig in the past), a regular guest spot on the show, and even the release of a single... the power of nonsense.

Orlando Portento is definitely the heir to Lecciso, but at least she had two nice thighs and Tricche Ballache damn it!!!!!