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Oasis
What's The Story Morning Glory?

Sanjuro

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For fans of alternative and avant-garde music,critics of britpop and oasis,listeners seeking innovative artists,readers interested in music culture and critique
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THE REVIEW

Yesterday, there was an alternative little fool at my place, all-star, torn jeans, and various other stereotypes adorning him from head to toe. At a certain point, he asks me, "What do you study?" and I reply, "Literature," and he goes, "Literature ?????? What job opportunities do you have (with his features contorted) ????" and the holy response "And what job opportunities do you NOT have?" Now I picture this idiot spat on the face by teachers, relatives, and friends who then stick on him "I Love Job Opportunities" stickers.

Freak Zombies, who by some mishap don toxic Do-Re-Mi jerseys of insignificance. I want to break free from white mushrooms with fuchsia spots passed off as Vissani's culinary flair. Give me balloon audio de-genre in a carnal "Mad Max" drone from 30 years of jail. Give me avant-garde children with the Oedipus complex of John Cage. Give me Mark Sandman or Leonard Cohen, now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAH

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This review expresses strong disdain for Oasis's 'What's The Story Morning Glory?,' mocking music stereotypes and mainstream appeal. The author yearns for more innovative and avant-garde artists like Leonard Cohen and John Cage, dismissing Oasis as uninspired.

Oasis

English rock band formed in Manchester in 1991, led by brothers Noel and Liam Gallagher. Central figures of 1990s Britpop with landmark albums Definitely Maybe (1994) and (What's the Story) Morning Glory? (1995). The group split in 2009.
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