Music for Children? Who are they? Who is it? How do they do it? Easy.
Take all the nursery rhymes with rhymed lines you can think of. Zecchino D'oro style. Cristina D'Avena style (oh dear...). Good. Now have the lyrics of these rhymes written by someone full of hallucinogens. Or drunk. Or high. Otherwise, ask Uochi Toki or Elio e le Storie Tese. In short. Simple but difficult lyrics. Silly but smart. Fun and nonsense. But with a reason. You got it, right? Now you have the Lyrics.
Then record the rhymes on your Mac (if you're so unlucky to have a PC, that's fine too). Now speed up the lyrics to your liking. Like a tongue-twister. Like it's incomprehensible. But you understand it, you understand it. Maybe while singing, change tone. Voice. Inflection. Recite. Improvise. Or call ten friends, each of whom sings a verse. In short. Now you have the singing.
Can you play? No? No problem. Use some program that reproduces every musical instrument from the didgeridoo to the flute. To the Fisher-Price keyboard. Or take some samples here and there. Of some genre. Of every genre. Even ones that have nothing to do with each other. Like. Metal and Little Orchestras. Circus music and Techno. Stuff like that. That goes well together.
Insert all these different instruments and genres in the same track. Yes. You got it right. It goes from a pop melody to a hardcore bridge. Now you have the music.
Repeat the experiment as long as you want. Until you have enough for an Album. DioControDiavolo. Sadly, the album already exists, and what you've made instead is an unlistenable eardrum-breaking mess. A foul-smelling and vomit-inducing smoothie.
Because only our Manuel Bongiorni (the twisted mind behind Music for Children) is capable of mixing surreal lyrics, sung at insane speeds, accompanied by polyhedric (not to say delirious) bases, resulting in a decent work. What am I saying? Brilliant.
Yes. Brilliant. You laugh (at the lyrics). You wreck your ears (with the Metal inserts). You dance (with the Rock). Then keyboard. Then Little Orchestra. Wow. Nothing is really missing. All in one album. Everything.
This is the recipe to have Music for Children. Crazy.
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