Mikron 64
Sys 4915

This "record" is from 1998. Even before micromusic and gameboy music became cults, incest was practiced. Kraftwerk took advantage of Luigi in a synthetic psilocybin overdose to generate these deformed offspring in the Amiga Music Hall of Fame: Mario Bros, instead, having basked for years in Mr. Hopkinson's Computer's gem-covers, here writhes on the screen in full epilepsy, intoxicated by this Pretzel in 8-bit "played" with pernicious smugness, here murdering the beat and there injecting doses of Donkey Kong and vintage Europop for Silesian paninari.

Imagine (if you can) the disgust of Goto80 in a keyboard jam with Jeroen Tel after the C64 and the spiritual priesthood to the Atari: you'll have "Was Ich Weiss", the love song as written by Nobukazu Takemura had he scr**ed himself in front of the technoid version of Prince of Persia; then there will be "Sonnenuntergang" even further down, now in the horror of music from an answering machine: Pikachu controlled via Midi emerges from my synthetic nightmares and plays a slow solo with Speak and Spell. 

Then there will be "WGZ" and then I will no longer be able to describe the horror of Sapientino Clementoni cruising at full speed on the Autobahn: yes, clearly, it's Eiffel 65 scoring Eine Fall Fur Zwei with Jeffrey Jey (!) in the role of detective Joseph Matula. Of course: "Allein in Herbst" is written and recorded with the same disregard for good taste of Bavarian 80s cop films, even before the possibility of social services, censorship, and armies intervening if necessary; so stupid, so stupid it makes your hands burn. You'd want to find these bastards, spray muriatic acid on their Gameboys, and force them to apologize to Gabriele Ponte for life: no chance. The case remains unsolved; like in the worst German dramas the vulgarity is so high that "Schwitzen" seems sung by vocoder by Rob Hubbard's handicapped brother. 

I'm speechless.

(Especially because I don't know in what perverse abyss I was shipwrecked when I bought it, nor where, nor at what price).