Metallica
Re-Load

Caressa= Good evening from Bay thrashers Arena Stadium of De-baser!
Longhi= Good evening friends of De-baser!
Caressa= We are here to present and replay after 7 years this unprecedented challenge, which sees these two teams on the field: with the piss-blood colored uniform, the "Metallica team s.p.a.", tasked with countering the criticisms and attacks of the "Fan's accaniti e incazzati S.S.", with the black and studded uniform. The game is played for the trust of the metal genre enthusiasts, now an ex, and to try to overturn the result from the previous match, where the "Metallica team s.p.a." succumbed under the uselessness of "Load".
Now, however, after the televoting, let's focus on the athletes. Over to Luigina


Luigina la Televotina= the poll we present to you today is this: in your opinion, who is more sold out between Lars Ulrich and Bob Rock? for the 1st option call 4861-39, for the 2nd 4861-son of a b****. Thank you and enjoy the match everyone


Caressa= We're back live. So, the field is in good condition right, Bruno?
Longhi= Yes, today the teams are working well together and both want to win. Moreover, there's a lot at stake, especially for the Metallica, who must win to avoid a complete demotion as a sellout band.
Caressa= What's your prediction?
Longhi= It's a 1x2 match, but the Fan's want to make a decisive attack.
Caressa: We'll see, but now let's start with the commentary.

Formation “Metallica team s.p.a.”=
Ulrich and Bob Rock, in goal, defense, midfield, attack, bench, and management.
Available= Hetfiled, Hammet, and Newsted.

Formation “Fan’s accaniti e incazzati S.S.”=
In goal= gigantic prog/death bassist from Modena.
Defenders= 2 blackster’s in the middle and two deather’s as full-backs
Midfield= positioned in a diamond with the mediano ringhio-caz, the two speed metal wings, and the director Maledetta Rui-Primavera.
Attack: flowing blond Modenese striker and the brutal death forward
Available= all other metalheads. Coach= Cliffettoni President= The Silvio man

Referee= Pierluigi KTF
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Caressa= And we're off!!
The Metallica trio on the bench enters the field immediately and storms the playing field with a nice dose of energy: “GIMME FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE!!!” shouts James and he gets what he wanted, great cross and nice shot. 1 to 0 for Metallica!!

The stands erupt into a WAVE and start the first chant: Nananananana nananada nananananana nanananadana!! Nananananana nananada nananananana nanananadana!! It heats up on the field and “The memory remains”!
Free kick by Hammett and it's 2 to 0!!

Stalemate with a “Devil’s Dance” neither praised nor criticized. KTF gets bored and cancels the whole play!
We restart from 2 to 0.

Hey Bruno, haven't we seen this play before?
Longhi=You're right Fabio. They're reprising a beautiful leg game, but tapping into the old module.
Caressa= Yes, indeed. And here is the completed action: slow but elegant passing; sad approach and overwhelming result. “The unforgiven II – the revenge”!!!!
Incredible, it's 3 to 0 for the Metallica.

A real surprise! Halftime is reached with Metallica leading deservedly, though surprisingly. All off for a hot tea!

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Caressa= We resume, but watch out……Bob Rock and Lars, out of envy, remove the trident from the field!
A reckless and very stupid move.
The Fan's take control of the game.
They're playing “better than you(r)", they seem “slither” and “carpe diem” Bruno!!! Three huge Metallica mistakes, with a poor and lackluster performance. 1-2-3. The equalizer comes in an unexpected and dramatic way.
3 to 3 ball to the center.

The fans in the stands raise a cry, hyped up for the sudden hat trick: “KILL’EM ALL!! KILL’EM ALL!! KILL’EM ALL!! KILL’EM ALL!!
Could this be a pro-Metallica chant, for a return to the old days Bruno?
Longhi= No, Fabio. The fans are declaring the penalty for the Metallica…
Caressa= Unbelievable. The Fan's, driven by the crowd, go on the attack.
The stupidity of “Bad seed” leads the studded team to the lead with a great shot from the edge. 3 to 4. It's delirium!

There's now a cross. Urich comes out terribly and with an open goal, it's 3 to 5 by Maledetta Rui – PRI-MA-VE-RA. Perhaps the goalie was “Where the wild things are”.
We begin again and….

DANGER!!! Fulvio is tackled! Clear penalty!!! Worse than a “Prince Charming” Bob Rock, he cuts down the Sardinian deather's shin.
From the spot, it's the mediano ringhio-caz and…..GOAL FOR THE FAN'S!!! 3 to 6.
The game's over, the Metallica aren't playing anymore, the relegation abyss is at hand!

Corner Kick. High ball and the two central blackster’s jump simultaneously. Goal!!!!!! 3 to 7. “Low Man’s Lyric” crap

We resume and the ball is immediately stolen from the opposing third by the brutal forward, who dribbles past the enemies, avoids offside, and scores with a bicycle kick: ALL ON HIS OWN (because he gets it…it’s “Attitude”) 3 to 8 and it’s a rout, right Bruno?
Longhi= Yes Fabio. Never seen such a crushing humiliation and it's not over yet.
Caressa= Splendid team play with first touch passes, long throws, with head, with belly, with hands, ball suspended in the air and arrives……………the bassist goalie with a tremendous belly bump scores the final 3 to 9! Global jubilation in the stadium while players go to the curve, with a mock-shirt prepared for the occasion that reads: “NAPSTER NEVER DIE, PROG/DEATH A MANETT”.

Kiiii Tiiiiii Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

The referee's triple whistle marks the end of the match and the humiliation of Metallica.
What a match Bruno, right?
Longhi= Yes, Fabio. Really beautiful, but what a shame the Metallica made. Apart from those initial three goals, nice overall, nothing good. An era has ended, now it's up to them to humbly restart and rise again. The second division will do them good.
Caressa= Ok Bruno, thanks for your technical advice.
Friends, I greet you, thank you for your attention and wish you a good evening.
I also remind you that, for interviews, just take a look below.
See you soon and a warm goodbye from Fabio Caressa and…
Longhi= Bruno Longhi.
Caressa & Longhi= Goodbye


Final Score:

“Metallica team s.p.a.” VS “Fan’s accaniti e incazzati S.S.”= 3 decent Re-load tracks to 9 terrible Re-load tracks.