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Rating: Everyone's good at talking, especially about sex.
All are champions, all claiming to have 28 cm lapis lazuli, all experts in the G-spot... but then.
Let's get to the FACTS.
How many know there is a G-spot in men too? How many know how to perform the perfect cunnilingus on a Finnish or Cuban woman? Who says all women are the same?
To dispel these ancient doubts, there is this fine book published by Castelvecchi (under a false name) Oral Sex by Marcy Michaels, an expert speech therapist and teacher of diction and phonetics from New York.
Everything but everything about the ancient art of fellatio and cunnilingus, to which half of the book is dedicated to each.
Thus, one discovers the importance of oral hygiene, daily exercises for perfect tongue mobility with technical charts and scores (both male and female). One discovers the perfect mouth angle and body position to give maximum pleasure to her or him.
And if he's a giant and she's petite? And if he's black and she's Japanese? And if he's hairless and she's hyper-hairy? And if she is a milf and you are.... and if... and if....
Ahhhh how many troubles for you too!.
These details are not explained but in compensation, a series of tricks that few of you might have had access to, before this book, are listed.
How to properly hold a member, for example. The art of the light use of teeth in the art of speech. How to use the nose creatively. The tongue strikes but what about the nipples? How to amplify pleasure with half a finger in the anus... and similar pearls of wisdom, scattered here and there.
I laughed, got educated, and learned things I didn't know.
What more could you ask for??
Well yes, sure... a "nymphomaniac woman" you might say... okay.
Fortunately, they're always in abundance! :)
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