Silvio Berlusconi

He who best embodies the Italian Average, in his dreams, aspirations, and behaviors. The usual critics believe that he has influenced everyone with his televisions: they are wrong because the antenna and the repeater pick up signals in the air, describing things as they are. Dear President, I had written an editorial wishing you a swift recovery: in recent months I was perplexed, but in the upcoming elections I will vote for you as a victim of this violence.