Cristiano Malgioglio

How to assemble:
1) Get a medium-sized screwdriver and a corkscrew
2) Procure a nice barrel of fuchsia clay
3) Attach two buttons to simulate eyes
4) Dig one or more holes with the appropriate corkscrew
5) Screw in various random screws
6) Continue until Malgioglio says "AdOoOoOoOoOrO"