Benito Mussolini

When he was around, trains didn't arrive on time. When he was around, Windows sucked. When he was no longer around, Windows still sucked. When he was around, you didn't get your pension. When he was around, they deported you on schedule. When he was around, the floors sparkled. When he was around, there was life on Mars. When he was around, we weren't there, and if we had been, we would have been shot down.