Elton John

He has written great pieces like "your song" and "rocket man," but as a person, he has always been quite boastful, obsessed with crude and embarrassing sexual references, and from the '80s onward, completely sold out to a very kitschy chart pop ("sacrifice" is just ridiculous... him with platinum blonde hair moving like an obese eel, well... whatever). Today, he is a wealthy, arrogant, snobbish, and a bit gay.