Debaser

Debaseriano – Masculine noun, sometimes used as a qualifying adjective. In psychiatry, it is used to define someone afflicted by a strange personality syndrome that has a dual symptomatology: initially, the debaseriano, placed near a PC, believes they are transforming into a critic (usually musical, but sometimes also cinematic or literary, and in more severe cases, even into an Art Critic tout court). In the second phase, the debaseriano, traumatized by the fact that the world does not accept or recognize this transformation, evolves into a debaseriota and spends all their time annoying other debaseriani with sharp comments on their writings and with dominating statements such as “I am the true Mollica” (Mollica, the name of a well-known know-it-all – editor's note). Debaseriani gather in packs and engage in complex love ceremonies (called de-amore and de-odio) that partially resemble the complex mating rituals of Manatees in heat. The debaseriano is not dangerous; in less severe cases, they can be cured with a bit of pussy.