John Petrucci

Here I am, gentlemen and ladies! I am the most technical, the fastest, the most acrobatic, the most virtuosic...what do you say? You in the audience? What soul, I have no soul, I was born only to show you that I am the best around! But what art, what compositional refinement, but what...ENOUGH ALREADY! THE MUSIC COMES AFTER! Isn’t what I can do enough for you? Ignorant masses...