Oasis

Greetings to all you cute little couples who save each other's names in your phones as “my love,” “honey,” “my life,” “cutie,” “sweetheart,” “love,” “my blood,” etc... but I hope that one day an anonymous wave hits you... worse than diabetes you are! And then you break up after a week.

I only say that I saved my wife’s name as “little music.” And she's still here driving me crazy even though she’s 30... just to say.