Black Metal Box

Genre according to which you should only listen to black metal because once you discover black metal, you shouldn't want to listen to anything else besides black metal. Also, because if you live the black metal life, you have to be consistent; otherwise, you're a poser, because once you played a Korn album in your car, bastard, you’re not black metal. You’re a poser. If you’re black metal, you can’t wear shorts, not even at the beach, or watch Fantozzi on TV. You have to be black metal. Eh.