Nord

you don't have the sun and the sea. the people are too cold (fro-zen!) we are warmer and if someone isn't warm we give them a tap with a shotgun so they become warmer (at least at first) and then you eat crap up north you only have polenta which is disgusting! and you only have fog!!! once I went to Milan and you couldn't see anything because there was only fog and someone tried to copy our arancini because you are envious. and in your factories, only we from the south work.