Afterhours

Fake as Lady Gaga's hair, uglier than Lino Banfi, more unpleasant than Fabrizio Cicchitto, slicker than Emilio Fede, shittier than Giovanni Allevi, more useless than Ferrero's Grand Soleil, faker alternative than an MTV VJ, and sillier than Belen Rodriguez... in other words, the Afterauras.