IBRA

Mercenary, monopolizer of the game, environment, and fanbase of every team/club he feeds off, an eternal "misfit" from the depths of Malmo, inadvertently obsessed with a Ballon d'Or that he will never win due to selfishness and a complete lack of sacrifice. An emblem of the modern footballer, overpaid and crude, even more than his more "accomplished" colleagues. Great champion, semi-class player.