Mariah Carey

Tedious, nonsensical warbling in abundance; whenever one of her songs played on MTV, I would immediately switch the channel. I'm also surprised that she receives so many aesthetic compliments in the comments above; to me, despite the silicone, Botox, and various computer touch-ups, she remains just a decent piece of trash. However, she should also be remembered for something good: she almost made EMI go bankrupt.