Manu Chao

When I listen to Manu Chao, I feel an intense desire to reinstate slavery for all non-white people, to destroy every kind of local culture with strategically placed bombs and replace everything with McDonald's, to make the leader of the Lefebvrian movement an absolute dictator, to set fire to all the hippies, to subjugate women, and to massacre gays, bloggers, and dissidents. Then I stop listening, and I realize it's all a load of crap. Except for the part about bloggers. They deserve death...