Laura Pausini

As soon as I think about her fans (fanatic ones), my blood starts boiling and I just want to give her one. Which is exactly what I’ll do. Presumptuous, childish, babyish, you can’t say “but” without them immediately insulting you, claiming you don’t know shit about music (wow, from what pulpit!) and always bringing up the same four bullshit arguments: “But she has won 4 Grammys!1!!1 She is known all over the world!11!!” The more you debunk them, the more they cling to these. Mules. Anyway, honey is less sweet.