Bender

Dangerous mythomaniac convinced he is the reincarnation of Robert Johnson... and Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Jimi Hendrix, Howlin' Wolf... he has also claimed in the past to be Eric Clapton's uncle, John Mayall's nephew, Albert King's nanny, Buddy Guy's favorite illegal parking attendant, Jeff Beck's butcher, Alice Cooper's mascara, Ozzy's bat, and Yul Brynner's hairdresser. And on a full moon night many years ago, he invented the Rolling Stones.