Chuck Norris

In the beginning of time, there was Nothing. Then Chuck Norris came along, kicked Nothing with a spinning kick, and said, "Move your ass!" This is the story of the universe.\\ Fortune is a blind goddess because she plays erotic games with Chuck Norris.\\ Chuck Norris won a shooting competition by shooting bullshit.\\ Once, Chuck Norris fired randomly during an episode of Walker Texas Ranger on rete4 and killed John Wayne on rai due.\\ Oedipus has a Chuck Norris complex.