Alter Bridge

Classic American plastic band for 14-year-old rockers (or so they think), a poor copy of the '80s hard rock (which wasn’t exactly phenomenal to begin with). People point to them as the best artist of the '90s, forgetting about folks like, just to name one, RATM. Music is continuous contamination and continuous evolution... the only thing they've evolved is my balls... in the sense that they’ve inflated them...