John Paul Jones

He could play bass, mellotron, organ, keyboards, piano, clavinet, banjo, guitar, drums, cello, and castanets, all at the same time. At the same time, he also handled public relations with the press, booked hotels that were riot-proof, chose the groupies, styled Plant's curls, tuned Page's 23 guitars, and administered vast doses of tranquilizers to the beastly bonzo before, during, and after the concerts. In his free time, he was a flight instructor.